Untechnically speaking

I'm a normal person, with a normal job. I'm not rich and I'm not that cool. But I am an iPhone owner, and that makes up for all of those other things.

Let's face it, iPhones have changed the way we communicate with each other. If it's not the iPhone, its a rendition of the same technology in another phone. Google phone, Blackberry, you name it. iPhone is the gold standard to which these other smart phones strive to live up to. But it's not just that iPhones are neat and cool; they guarantee a lifestyle that ensures you will never be left behind. You won't have to worry about a thing. It's like having a Swiss Army knife... but a whole lot better. You can relax knowing that you already have the newest, nicest, latest, greatest everything— all in your pocket.

I don't know anything about what makes the inner workings of this phone/device any better than another one. For all I know, the iPhone is nothing more than perceived value in the shiniest package compared to the rest. But even then, even with only the mere thought that its the grandest, doesn't it kind of make it so?